Today was somewhat of a surprise in the Premiership. Not that Man Utd beat a managerless Newcastle after they sold ‘Big Sam’ Allardyce, but that they beat them so comprehensively. As you can see above it was an absolute mauling… a second half mauling. After watching the game from the start it was all one way, although Newcastle had a couple of moments, firstly Owen had an onside goal disallowed as well as several excellent last minute tackles from the Newcastle back-line and some excellent saves from Newcastle legend, Shay Given.
But none the less, it was a phenomenal performance in which Man Utd had:
- 54.7% Possession
- 29 Shots
- 16 Shots on Target
- 16 Corners
- 31 Tackles
- 372 Accurate Passes
- 0 Saves made
So it goes without saying, quite the performance. Stunning.
Was great to finally see Cristiano get his first hat-trick for Man Utd too, especially on the 18th attempt (he’s scored twice in a game for Man Utd 17 times in his career). 22 goals already this season and it’s only 1/2 way through. Messi and Kaka better than Ronaldo? Bollocks.
Best. Player. In. The. World.
About time you updated this place you slacker! Happy Birthday you old git your catching up to me (well I’m 5yrs ahead
) – Oh and less of this football rubbish and more about games please 
Can I have your Kratos figurine?
Football is the greatest thing ever. That is fact.
As for Kratos, I asked him and he said no.
I’ll have to get my own Kratos sometime, they look quite impressive in the pictures on the net, what are they like for real?
Top notch, the quality of it is even better than I thought it would be. Mine was from forbidden planet.
The one I have was dirt cheap on their website last time I looked. A Kratos for less than £10 can’t be faulted really.
Thanks mate I’ll check that out, he can go alongside my Samurai and Buddha collection!
Oi, where did all these posts suddenly spring up from?!
Are you trying to tell me you haven’t been frequenting my abode?