It’s 9.05am, Monday. I am fast asleep after a late night of forum posting and 3D work, and I hear what appears to sound like a doorbell, I awaken suddenly not entirely sure of where I am, what time it is or why I just woke up. The doorbell rings again, I look out the window next to the bed and see a City Link van parked outside, remembering that the replacement coffee machine is arriving for my parents. I quick as a flash run into the en-suite, grab the dressing gown and run down the stairs, tieing the dressing gowns belt loosely around the trim of my boxer shorts, I take a sharp left and answer the door as the third ring, and surely last, of the doorbell rings out.

I open the door, slightly out of breath, and thank the guy for waiting. He looks at me, hands me the clipboard in his hands, “Hi, erm, can you sign here and, er, print here, I’ll get the package out the van, thanks.”
Still sleepy, I do as requested, look up and see the fellow coming from the back of the van with a big brown box carried to his chest, “Is this a replacement?”,
“Yes, it’s a Coffee Machine,”
“I hope it works, erm, better than the last one did,” he says, glancing over the top of the box,
“Yeah, me too, been a while without one,” I reply with my best ‘I’m awake’ smile and voice,
“Okay, you, erm, signed the.. yes, thanks, have a, erm, good day, bye,”.
Nice guy I thought, perhaps a bit simple, but it was nice to see someone talk for a change, albeit only just.

I throw the box on the floor (literally, I dropped it) and ran upstairs to get back to bed as 9.05am (or 9.08am as it now was) is far too early for me, so I go into the bathroom and hang my robe up, look down and it’s at that point I realise my cock is hanging out between boxer buttons numbers 1 and 2, and was in full view for anyone leaving to go to work and for the City Link man.
So for anyone wearing button boxers, be careful and check when you rush out of bed.

Ironically, this isn’t the first time I’ve been caught unawares with my privates out in public…. Ahhh, Istanbul 2004 :p.

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