It’s 5.45am as I write this and I’ve just not long since woken up, unintentionally, by literally laughing out loud from a dream I was having.

I’m sure that I won’t be able to give the dream the credit and timings it deserves, but I truly wish every true football fan could have this dream at least once. Let’s just say it featured the cheesy opening of the World Cup, a giant African shell and the incapacitation